14 January, 2008

Pack Rats Anonymous, Local Chapter #253

"I hereby call this meeting to order. Let us begin with a prayer."

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot toss,
The courage to toss the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference -

Especially when I can't see the floor,
I lament the lack of space for things,
And I explicitly decide not to buy something
Lest I trip over it and kill myself.

"My name is Derrick, and I am a pack rat..."

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