So at the Book Barn this weekend we had up a new display of "Complete Idiots Guides to...". As I was browsing the titles on the table, I noticed the "Complete Idiots Guide to Amazing Sex (Third Edition)". I then asked one of our managers, "Does that mean that the sex wasn't quite so amazing in the first two editions? Or maybe some of the positions or techniques were experimental or something? But, have no fear, because in this new, third edition, it will be the most amazing sex yet?"
After some, as you can only imagine, continued witty banter, I suggested, "Hey maybe the ad slogan could be 'Multiple Editions for Multiple Positions'".